Clark and Michael

Starring Michael Cera and Clark Duke, Clark and Michael is The Office meets Curb Your Enthusiasm meets Arrested Development. Check it out.

Clark and Michael

AGGGGGG PEOPLE STOP BEING SUCH RETARDS!

The Connotation of the Word "Spastic" in the United Kingdom


This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.



You know what, I'm FUCKING TIRED of people being offended by things. ANYTHING. We have the right to offend each other! Why don't you just get the FUCK over it. Offensive speech is only offensive if you allow it to be so.

Lets talk about this a little bit.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET OFFENDED BY THINGS, EVER?! WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY DOESN'T MATTER IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING SLIGHTEST!

You know, I think that we teach our children little aphorisms, and then not follow through with them ourselves. For example, we teach children that sharing is a good, kind, responsible thing to do. IT IS FUCKING CLEAR THAT MOST HUMAN ADULTS DO NOT SHARE! We also teach children that, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." BUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE NO LONGER IN THE SECOND GRADE, WORDS BECOME SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL MAJOR LEAGUE PRESS CONFERENCES OVER IN ORDER TO APOLOGIZE OVER!

I know someone is going to say, "Not saying offensive things is showing respect to your fellow man." Well, you know what? THOSE FELLOW MEN AREN'T SHOWING ANY GODDAMNED RESPECT TO ME, BY BEING FUCKING STUPID! AHHHHHH!

Pownce

Kevin Rose and his geek posse unveiled a new Web2.0 startup a week ago, called, "Pownce." Pownce is a cross between Twitter, Myspace Bulletins (at least, the way they were MEANT to be used [i.e. not a dumbass survey system and chain letter vector])/Facebook eventss, and a filesharing service.

In addition to their beautiful, sleek, and well designed web interface, the team at Megatechtronium (the parent company of Pownce) have put together a beautiful, sleek, and well designed desktop interface as well. It runs on Adobe AIR, which is Adobe's new cross platform runtime environment which essentially makes web applications desktop applications; sort of like Widgets (though more than just Java apps). Very interesting, and i expect to see it used by more and more companies in the future. Maybe we'll see Google porting their office apps to Adobe AIR.

Anyway, that was a tangent. Pownce is cool, if I haven't sent you an invite yet, I have four left. Just send me an email at sscneelix@gmail.com and let me know!

If you want to check out my Pownce page, head on over to CWKnight's Pownce Page or click the Pownce logo in the upper left corner of my blog page.