Napoleon Bonamite (Robot Chicken)

Here's some more Robot Chicken

Star Wars Robot Chicken

Here's the Star Wars one I talked about in the previous post.

Final Fnatasy VII - Robot Chicken

OH MAN


If you've ever played Final Fantasy VII this is so hilarious.


Robot Chicken is this hilarious show where they do stop motion animation spoofs of things. Absolutely hysterical. They have this one with the Emperor from Star Wars that will make you cry with laughter.

Maury Show - Phobias - Balloons

"I'm gonna die because of balloons!"


AHAHAHA THE BLACK AND WHITE IMAGES OF THE BALLOOONS!!!!!!!!


Again, notice the floating words graphics that say:

"Balloons Balloons Balloons"



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE RUNS BACKSTAGE AND SEES THE BALLOOONS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M CRYING IT IS SO FUNNY THESE PEOPLE ARE SO IRRATIONAL AND STUPID SHE CRAWLS UNDERNEATH THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

*wipes tear away*


Maury Povich, I love you. I love your turtleneck, I love your no nonsense style, but most of all, I love how you terrorize other human beings. You do what I can only dream of. You bring about pain and discomfort in other humans that I wish I could bring to people. I want your job, Maury Povich, because each person that I could terrorize would be like a sweet, juicy orange, full of succulent flavor that brings the most immense pleasure to my senses. The suffering that I could bring if I were you would satisfy me in ways that no other act can.

Maury Povich, a real American hero.

Maury Show - Phobias - Pickles

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*breathes*


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


My favorite part is how they have the floating "Pickles pickles pickles" graphic that bounces around.


Also, the voice over in the deep voice: "PICKLES!"

World of Warcraft + Myspace = ???

Okay, so.


I did my once a month log in to Myspace because they alerted me that I had messages.


When I was in that cesspool, I saw the craziest thing.

World of Warcraft is ADVERTISED on Myspace.


First off

Why do you need to advertise World of Warcraft? Are they hurting for players or something? I don't think so!


Second off

Why would myspace denizens play World of Warcraft? All these emo girls would get on there and play undead females and talk about how it sucks they can't get the armor they want. And then all the attention whore girls who post near naked pictures of themselves would get on and play human and night elf females and /dance in taverns for money.

Carbon Fiber Toliet

Carbon Fiber Toliet


Man, I've been WAITING for this product to come out. I desperately need an 11 pound toliet!

WiFi Phone for Skype

WiFi Phone for Skype



Dudes, I want to get this thing so bad. It is RAD! Skype has way better call quality (skype to skype, that is) than phone to phone calls, and now you can do it wherever you have a WiFi connection.

I want to get a SkypeIn number; it's like $40 a year.

Religious video game leaves spyware behind

Religious video game leaves spyware behind

I love it.




Truly, this brings a certain joy to my heart.





The only way that I can describe this joy is to say that, when I see things like this, I remember that I am oh so much smarter than other people.


The simple fact that people can be so stupid as to do something like this, just makes me feel better about my own intellect.

Hell, even the fact that a CHRISTIAN game is all about "Converting or killing" the "remaining population" makes me happy.

Only idiots can come up with this. Only idiots.


Another thing I love is Christians that scream "FREE SPEECH" when a high school valedictorian's speech is interrupted in the middle because she starts talking about Christ, but if a wiccan kid did something similar they would get up in arms and say that they can't say that.


Why did I choose a religion with more idiots than any other on the face of planet earth? Actually, scratch that; religion in general seems to attract the idiots.

I am no idiot; why do I identify myself with them?

I am just about ready to say that I am not a Christian.
The tenets of the faith are glorious. Christ is Lord.

It's just that the people suck!

The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club


Watch this movie.


That is all.

Where the Hell is Matt?

Where the Hell is Matt?

The Golden Age of the Internet

The Golden Age of the Internet

Read it.

Files Are Not for Sharing

Files Are Not for Sharing, by Matthew Baldwin & Goopymart


I'll never file share ever again.

Of course, as I write this I have utorrent downloading, umm, a totally legitimate linux distribution!

SegCast: my new podcast!

SegCast


You guys might not care, but, it's my new show, all about Segway.

Penny Arcade Artist's Kid's Murloc Impression

This is one of the Penny Arcade guy's son. I totally expected this from the kid whose parents' last wedding anniversary celebration was going to the suite of a local hotel, slipping into something comfortable, and logging on to World of Warcraft over the hotel's wi-fi so they could have an anniversary dungeon crawl. This is not a joke. Gabe actually wrote about this on the Penny Arcade web site.

Goldeneye live action recreation

Pixar's Cars

Dudes dudes.


It was awesome. Awesome. Awesome visuals.


Fantastic story, too. By the end you're really feeling for these cars. Like, emotions. Good movie.