Maury Show - Phobias - Balloons
"I'm gonna die because of balloons!"
AHAHAHA THE BLACK AND WHITE IMAGES OF THE BALLOOONS!!!!!!!!
Again, notice the floating words graphics that say:
"Balloons Balloons Balloons"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE RUNS BACKSTAGE AND SEES THE BALLOOONS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M CRYING IT IS SO FUNNY THESE PEOPLE ARE SO IRRATIONAL AND STUPID SHE CRAWLS UNDERNEATH THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
*wipes tear away*
Maury Povich, I love you. I love your turtleneck, I love your no nonsense style, but most of all, I love how you terrorize other human beings. You do what I can only dream of. You bring about pain and discomfort in other humans that I wish I could bring to people. I want your job, Maury Povich, because each person that I could terrorize would be like a sweet, juicy orange, full of succulent flavor that brings the most immense pleasure to my senses. The suffering that I could bring if I were you would satisfy me in ways that no other act can.
Maury Povich, a real American hero.
posted by Chris @ 8:51 PM
1 Comments:
Funny videos. I feel bad for them, but I can't help but laugh... I'm sorry!
Anyway, sometimes I think some of our students have didaskaleinophobia (Fear of going to school), ergasiophobia (Fear of work or functioning), ergophobia (Fear of working), hypengyophobia (Fear of responsibility), phronemophobia (Fear of thinking), and/or scolionophobia (Fear of school). Some students complain, whine, or run at the very thought of some of those things.
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